Where they’re going they don’t need a band biography.
Because they’re going to jail. And in jail it doesn’t matter who you are on the outside.
Audio: (right click and “save as” to download)
“UFOs” from Secret of the Booze
“Time to Die” from Secret of the Booze
“The members of The Hunky Newcomers are unrepentant Lansing dirtbags and it shows all over their first disc, Hard Dude Stuff. These dudes are just honest about their complete lack of aspirations and that’s mighty refreshing in this day and age. The music itself is a glorious mishmash of Replacements-isms, Chuck Berry-style lead guitar and Ramones rip-offs. So in a word: Perfection. They’re sloppy, wild, out of control and most likely did not record in any state approaching sobriety. Check out the Hunky Newcomers pronto, before they sober up and write a concept record or some other stupid rock ‘n’ roll move. They’ll probably give you a copy of this CD in exchange for a beer, so what do you have to lose?” – Revue Mid-Michigan
Bermuda Snohawk 2015 (BMP/GTG) features exclusive song “Christmas Blackout” (2015)
Time to Val Kilmer (GTG) features “Let’s Get Stinko” (2015)
Bermuda Snohawk 2014 (BMP/GTG) features exclusive song “My War (On Christmas)” (2014)
Bermuda Snohawk 2013 (BMP/GTG) features cover of “Holiday Road” by Lindsey Buckingham (2013)
It’s Fine. (GTG) features cover of “Get Ready” by the Temptations (2013)
No F@%king Egos, This Is Lansing Volume III: The Wrath of Chaka Khan (Silver Maple Kill Records) features exclusive version of “UFOs Over Lake Michigan” (2013)
Bermuda Snowhawk 2012 (BMP/GTG) features exclusive song “Hunkcracker Suite” (2012)
Bermuda Snowhawk 2011 (BMP/GTG) features exclusive song “Rx-mas” (2011)
3-Way Split Single Vol. 7 (ITAV) features exclusive version of “Bitchin’ Summer” (2011)